ladies and gentlemen, this is mambo no 5
One, two , three four, five
Everybody in the car so come on let’s ride
To the liqueur-store around the corner,
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But i really don’t wanna
Beerbust like i had last week
I must stay deep ‘cause talk is a cheap
I like cannibis, cocaine, crack, and LSD
And as i continue you know they’re gettin’ sweeter
So what can i do i really beg you my lord
To me fartin’ it’s just like a sport
Anything to fry it’s all good let me burp it
Please set in the trumpet
A little bit of cannibis in my life
A little bit of ecstasy by my side
A little bit of cocaine is all i need
A little bit of hashish is what i see
A little bit of f****** in the sun
A little bit of I’ve just forgotten
Because I’m high on cannibis yet again
And I’ve lost my sense of humor!
Jump up and down and move it all around
Lick her ass to the sound and put your hands on her boobs
Take one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Crap yourself once and crap yourself twice
And if it looks like this then you doin’ it right
A little bit of cannibis in my life
A little bit of ecstasy by my side
A little bit of cocaine is all i need
A little bit of hashish is what i see
A little bit of f****** in the sun
A little bit of I’ve just forgotten
Because I’m high on cocaine yet again
And I’ve lost my memory!
A little bit of cannibis in my life
A little bit of ecstasy by my side
A little bit of cocaine is all i need
A little bit of hashish is what i see
A little bit of f****** in the sun
A little bit of I’ve just forgotten
Because I’m high on LSD yet again
And my girlfriend’s dumped me – OH NO!!!!
I do all to fall in love with a drug like you
You can’t run and you can’t hide you and me gonna touch the sky
